Normally I have dreams of the random sort. Just put in a bunch of zombies in a nation with a rambling dictator trying to kill everyone and then I come in attempting to save the day and witness the fall of me or said dictator in my epic heroic dreams. But that's nothing compared to what my wife dreams late at night.
Recently my wife told me that she had a dream that she was dating David Archuletta. Knowing my wife she doesn't like David Archuletta. He looks like a 14 year old proposing he's 18, and has no manly aspects to him that my wife can stare her googly eyes upon. But it looks her subconscious disagrees and he's enough of a dream boat to hang out with him. She was wondering what would I think if I found out about this date affair but she reasoned she isn't doing anything that is wrong with him just simply hanging out. To be honest this wasn't really that scandalous....At least compared to her other dream...
Two words. Josh. Groban... My enemy. Everywhere I turn there he is mocking me with his triumphant voice. We once rented a movie in redbox just to see Josh Groban make a cameo appearance. My wife is head over heels in "love" with Josh Groban. So when she dreams with Josh it is huge! She starts out the dream in a Michael Buble concert. Front row of course, and guess who is beside her sitting there with that big happy smirk. The big J.G. himself with his arm around Tiffany. They enjoy the concert and then after the concert they "simply" kiss. I'm not sure how long the "simple" kiss was but i'm sure it will not happen again as long as I'm guarding her lips with mine! Then afterwards they appear in Hinckley, Utah (a little town in the middle of Utah) with many girls circling around them wondering if they kissed. Tiffany seeing their wonder blurts out "Yes, we kissed!" with a high giggle smirk and her pinkie to her mouth the other girls faint at the thought that Josh didn't kiss them as he did with Tiffany. She admitted this was one of the best dreams she ever had. She also admitted she only had this dream before we married only when we were dating. But still. Josh if you are somehow reading this. Mark my words. Stay away. -_-
